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me literally every day
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Me: Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Nobody: OMG ME I'VE BEEN DYING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. Marry me bb?